Angry Fans (Frustrated K/A’s??!) LOL

Posted in Uncategorized on July 10, 2016 by Prince Lotor Sincline

Voltron LD

Am I detecting angry K/A fans coming to my page to rant about their frustrations with the new series?  I couldn’t laugh louder!!!

Oh my dear gods!!  What have I done to deserve this?  All I have done is like the new series but some people can’t just accept new ideas and new concepts.

This series is based in “Go Lion” not in the Americanized “Voltron” story arc which was a huge mess.  That story was all over the place; horrible plot holes; contradictions that made no sense and changes that were done without regard of the original story.  It was a disproportionate mistake, just for the sake of selling toys, merchandising and making money .

But regardless of that….the original anime was a story for us the Otakus who have been so since the 70’s or even earlier.  Bloodshed, unrequited love, cannibalism, violence…only we can understand all of that.  While I watched the “Voltron: Legendary Defender” series; the original atmosphere of “GoLion” could be sensed as a background inspiration but with it’s own original story.  It was a nice refreshing feeling even with the fast paced story running along.

But “Go Lion” was more slow paced because each episode had basically the same formula: good guys having a good time, bad guys attack, robeast comes in, good guys assemble Voltron, robots fight and Voltron wins. Character development sucked….but well, the producers of the new series tried to change that.  In my opinion, they are doing pretty good. But like any good thing there is the other side of the ones who are never satisfied.

Major critics from the frustrated rants are:  Allura’s make over (of course); Keith’s lack of development (totally expected); Coran’s new personality (they lightened him up… come on! the guy was tighter than a flashlight up his ass); Hunk and Lance’s comedy relief (really?!!); Pidge’s new gender and the lack of the music theme when Voltron makes his appearance.

Neither one of the aforementioned changes lessen the quality of the story.  The story is still interesting, the vast majority of the critics I’ve been reading through Facebook and other online media have been good.  But, whatever happens in the next Season….which will hopefully be streamed soon….my hopes are that we see more of Shiro.  His character based on two Shiroganes were horribly treated in “GoLion”.  The 1st Shirogane was very miserable.  He got killed, so no more piloting the Blue Lion (they wanted to give it to Princess Allura, just to have a female on the team); his younger brother became a rebel, fell in love with Romelle who was disgraced by Mwah, (LOL!!) then when his brother was about to become a hero, he gets killed at the end by falling to his death.  Injustice?  Yeah….

Well, in this new series….Shiro is treated very differently.  He went through shit that he can’t even remember because of his PTSD.  He fought for others; sacrificed himself for Pidge’s brother; he’s more disciplined and while the other pilots were still fighting with their lions, he bonded well with Black.  He is mature, a good fighter, humble and he cares.  He deserves redemption….he deserves justice.  He deserves to be the Black Lion paladin and to have his happy ending.  I hope he does! (Note: I don’t see the point on him having a younger brother; this new series has shortened a lot of details maybe this will be one of those?).

Keith on the other hand…totally lacks leadership qualities.  He is Red Lion: hot headed, undisciplined, fiery, strong skilled but immature.  If he keeps it up; he could be a good second in command. Not more than that…if it changes; the story will lack continuity IMO.

Lance is the only one who seems to be interested romantically with Princess Allura.  But he is a womanizer; he even fell for an alien resembling an octopus.  He could even fall for a broom with a dress for all I can see…  The guy can’t take his head off his pants…damn! LOL

If the story keeps heading the way it’s going: it’s far to see Allura being one of the Paladins; and she doesn’t even like human’s ears.  She thinks that humans have disgusting ears…she said it!  There’s no way she will like humans unless something out of the extraordinary happens.

So now I have K/A fans theorizing on my page that Keith might be galran just to make him have pointy ears so that Allura and Keith could end up together.  Wow!!  So hear ye! Hear ye Voltron writers!!  Now you have to comply to the butt-hurt K/A fans who can’t even write fan fictions because they are all about to go on lovesick depressions because they NEED to have their stupid shipping!!  And I don’t even wanna imagine what other ideas they might be coming up with….

Damn!!  Just enjoy the series and stop trying to shove up your shipping down everybody’s throat.  Let the real writers do their thing and lighten up dudes and dudettes.  If you don’t like what you see….you always have the reruns of the old series and fan fiction, don’t ya?

Oh well, I’m just our of fumes again and no haggarium (thank the gods!)…. keep evil my friends!  Long live Galra!

 

Dreamworks’ Voltron in Netflix

Posted in Uncategorized on June 13, 2016 by Prince Lotor Sincline

I know….I know….it’s been a long time, my evil friends. More than a year but, how you’ve been?  I’ve been great but now I’m feeling better.  It’s thanks to the new series of Voltron.  After “Voltron Force” I felt like dying and disappearing from this universe.

For those of you who are still wondering what I’m talking about:  WEP is sharing “Voltron” with DreamWorks.  I could kiss them silly for doing that.  Best business deal ever!!!

Yesterday I finished watching DreamWorks’ rendition of Voltron.  And OMG!!! What a reboot!!  I just wished that this new version would’ve been the first version ever written.  These guys sure did their research.  I could clearly see that the writers of this new version took their time to watch the original Japanese version “GoLion”.  They made the impossible possible:  they actually made ME LIKE the Voltron Force hahaha!!  Or should I say “paladins”?!

In the old version, I always rooted for the bad guys; but in this version….Shiro kicks ass.  I like how they called him “Champion”. Yes, I liked Shiro more than Keith and I hope they keep it that way.  In this version, it is so clear that Keith is hot headed and should never be the leader of the team.  He even rides the “Red Lion” which says a lot about his character.

I loved how they made the lions more sentient.  This idea was tried previously on the older versions but with much less emphasis which ultimately resulted on having little success displaying that concept.  The lions were portrayed more about their individual personalities instead of the elements that they represented in the older version.  I liked that.

I lost count on how many times I laughed out loud at the comedy relief with Lance & Hunk.  The comedy wasn’t silly or childish; it was witty and perfectly balanced.  Oh yes! The question if Pidge was a boy or a girl was answered at last.  Some people may have not liked what happened here; but Voltron fans like myself who kept their minds open, will have no problem accepting the plot about Pidge’s background and family history.

And Allura….Allura….Allura.  What can I say??!!  I SURE loved that make over they did to her!!  Allura is an alien….can I say that again?  ALLURA IS AN ALIEN!!!  They portrayed her like it should’ve been: pointy eared, dark-colored skin, white hair, singular characteristics of her race and the accent….what an accent!  Is it Neo Zelandish or Australian?  I don’t care….I just loved it!!  No more human-blonde-blue-eyed-bomb shell….(well, she still has blue eyes…but she ain’t looking like a Victoria Secret model no more, hahahaha!!)

Why the hell would they portray her like a blonde blue eyed model in the first place?!?  She was always an alien!!  It makes more sense to illustrate her looking different than humans!

Even though the story was kinda fast paced; I liked how they developed it.  It kept me wanting to know more.  There is so much more to know about Zarkon, (spoiler alert) how is it that he is the first Black Lion Paladin?  Yeah….he drove the Black Lion.  I really wanna know more about that!  Even though I don’t see the relevance on having a Crown Prince to an Emperor who obviously can’t die: Zarkon is more than 10,000 years old.  I would really like to know if I will make an appearance.  Probably not, but still….the story is really good.

So if you have access to Netflix through the internet….go stream DreamWorks’ “Voltron: Legendary Defender”.  I really recommend it.  You are gonna like what you see and hear.  Just keep your mind open; forget what you remember and embrace the new memories.  Share your comments below.  I really wanna know your impressions.

KEEP EVIL AND LONG LIVE GALRA!!

This Blog is Still On. Have a Happy 2015!!

Posted in Uncategorized on January 1, 2015 by Prince Lotor Sincline

Happy-New-Year-2015  I know I’ve been lazy for writing but I’ve been busy.  I’m royalty, you know.  But I wish for all of you a prosperous killer 2015.  That means that if you have to kill somebody in the next year; I wish you never get caught, hahahaha!!!

Live long, healthy, prosperous, safe, and evil!  LONG LIVE DOOM!!!

Childish or Not? (Just sayin’)

Posted in Uncategorized on September 17, 2014 by Prince Lotor Sincline

It’s funny how in “Voltron Force” there couldn’t be blood or killings and violence was like a child’s game. Nothing could be too graphic, suggestive and don’t you ever say: “sexual”. No kissing, no bikinis, no stalking, no blood wine, no heads on a pike….oh fuck!

But then, we have the creators promoting the “Cockmasters”. Because the power is in your pants!

Cockmasters

Am I missing something here? Damn! I’m gonna go watch an anime with big boobed chicks walking around in their underwear. It makes better sense to me!

Keep evil my friends!

Long time, no murder

Posted in Uncategorized with tags on June 24, 2014 by Prince Lotor Sincline

Greetings doomites!  Just letting you all know that I’m still alive.  Nope, the Voltron Force can’t destroy me no matter how much they try.  I just have a computer problem.  I had 3 computers and all of them are out of commission.  Damn cheap earthling brands!  I’ll never buy an ASUS again.  The damn computer just stopped working with less than 2 years of use.

Right now, I’m using another one that was lent to me.  Hopefully before this next weekend, I will be buying a new ‘puter.  I’ve had no vacations whatsoever!  Somebody has to die for this;  I deserve a good rest.

Well, gotta go now…my sword is feeling itchy for the taste of innocent blood.  Until next time!

LONG LIVE DOOM!!!

Happy 4th Anniversary Evil Castle Blog!

Posted in Uncategorized with tags on May 28, 2014 by Prince Lotor Sincline

How time flies when your having fun.  It’s that time of the year again…for the 4th time.  I’ve been kind of busy lately.  But I always like to fly in my star cutter and say hi to my faithful doomites!  I hope that you’re being evil as always. 

I have to apologize for not continuing the stories that I said I would.  Plans change…I’m a busy royal, what do ya think?  But hopefully, during this summer I will sit down and reread and write, at least one of the stalled stories.  About roleplaying, I haven’t had time for that neither.  I hope to catch up with the fellows of FB, if they still wanna do something.  If not, I’ll write something to occupy my sinister imagination….

I hope that one of my slaves bakes me a cake for this 4th Anniversary celebration.  There’s another excuse to get drunk again during the week, bwahahaha!!  More blood wine…NOW!!!!

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Thank you Bitstrips! Planet Doom finally wins!!

Posted in Uncategorized with tags , , , on April 23, 2014 by Prince Lotor Sincline

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This is the image I’ve been picturing in my mind for 30 years.  Thanks to Bitstrips from Facebook, my dream has come true.  It is possible for me to win the eternal war against Voltron.  The bad guys can win!  Oooh, now don’t cry silly vanilla do-ers.  This happens in real life all the time; I’m just following life’s canon. BWAHAHAHA!!

Take that, Voltron Force!  Your “Day of Reckoning” has come.  Now the Princess is mine, as it should’ve been all along.  Eat your heart out Keith Kogane!  Now to celebrate with a huge glass of blood wine.  And with the Princess of Arus at my feet; massaging them.  BWAAAHAHAHAHA!!!

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